Berlusconi Calls Clooney as Witness...

An Italian Prime Minister calling on a Hollywood star to back him up during his sex trial? Why, that doesn't rank high on the Randometer at all.
Indeed George Clooney has been named as a witness in a sex trial involving Silvio Berlusconi. The Oscar-winning star and his Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis are among the 78 people named as witnesses sought by Berlusconi's defense lawyers to testify in the premier's upcoming prostitution trial.
49-year-old George was listed because the Moroccan teenager at the centre of the controversy said she had seen him and Elisabetta at one of Berlusconi's parties, the law firm representing Berlusconi is reported as saying. Silvio, 74, is accused of paying for sex with said Moroccan girl, who was 17 at the time, although he unsurprisingly denies any wrongdoing.
In fact, according to Sky News, Berlusconi denies paying for sex and says his parties were normal, "convivial" dinners. Then again, he's clearly living in La La Land, where oversized breasts continuously cushion his fall and carry him off to exotic islands.
As expected, Clooney is slightly flummoxed by Berlusconi's request, saying in the resulting statement: "I've only met Berlusconi once and that was in an attempt to get aid into Darfur."

George isn't the only attractive sort being called as a witness, Silvio has also requested the testimonies of "well-known Italian television presenters, actors, journalists and politicians... Four government ministers, including foreign minister Franco Frattini and equal opportunities minister Mara Carfagna have been called to testify." Carfagana used to be employed as a topless model before mysteriously landing her ministerial post.
Also on the list to testify, one Christiano Ronaldo. Although, given his history, Berlusconi might want to reconsider the footballer's involvement.

Brit Gets Covered in Skit(ter) for Hit

Or does she... *strokes chin*. Let's backtrack. The skitter-loving folk from Jackass, Johnny Knoxville, Party Boy, and even Steve-O (impressive considering he reportedly got arrested in Canada yesterday) rolled themselves out to see Britney partake in their infamous Poo Cocktail Supreme. All this was masterminded by producers at Jimmy Kimmel Live - cause popstars just can't strip down to their pants and jump around a stage anymore.
For those of you who've not seen Jackass 3D (which must be out on DVD or summat), the Poo Cocktail Supreme involves someone being trapped inside a portable toilet while it's vaulted skyward, therefore wildly scattering skitter and other bodily fluids about the place.
Britney seemed game for the stunt, chirpily stating - when questioned by Knoxville - that she wasn't afraid of "poo poo" or "pee pee" (comforting considering she's got two kids). We then seen Britney inside the toilet as it's launched, before emerging covered in water and one scrap of tissue. She then proceeds to jump on top of Preston Lacy and punch Knoxville in the gnads. You can watch the footage here (be warned, includes mandatory vomiting shot).

Oh, nooo hang on, WENN have ruined the mirage by stating "Spears had a stunt double on set to help with the scene." Jaysis, and there I was completely suckered in by the thought of Britney being thrown about an airborne plastic jacks without a safety harness.

All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That's Mariah Carey's belly, which is currently baking twins... It is indeed adorned butterfly, coupled with the phrase 'dem babies' and two sticky back plasters... That, considering she's not been seen in public since December, I reckon she's employed a surrogate who's slowly losing her mind... That Silvio Berlusconi earns almost €40million a year... That's an increase from €22.5million last year...The Sun reports: "According to the declaration of earnings his salary jumped from £20million in 2009 to £35million in 2010. It also revealed he owns several properties in Italy and a Caribbean pad - but said he had not bought any 'cars, yachts or other luxury items' last year... Berlusconi, who is estimated to be worth £5billion, says he will attend all the hearings - as long as they are on Mondays. He is too busy with affairs of state to go on any other days. After nearly two hours in court yesterday, he said: 'It went well. I am getting ready for all the hearings'... The others include abuse of office and under-age sex at one of his infamous 'Bunga Bunga' parties"... That Lady GaGa, who now - at 9million - has the most Twitter followers going, celebrated her 25th birthday by enjoying some Mexican food with mates, while a lookalike caused a ruckus by going shopping in Miami: "The imposter rolled up to Big Pink restaurant with four SUVs and a security detail of 10. Once her security did a sweep, the blonde look-alike enjoyed breakfast. The poor man's Gaga then caused chaos at French Connection in South Beach, where, a spy said, 'Salespeople flocked to assist her, even helping her try on clothes for 30 minutes. She was swarmed by fans screaming 'Happy Birthday!'"... That Amy Adams will play the latest incarnation of Lois Lane... That Beyonce's father, Mathew Knowles, has either "quit" or "been dumped" as his daughter's manager, the press can't make up their minds... That Katie Price has hired Leandro Penna to be her boyfriend for six months... Digital Spy has more on this shocking story: "Price and Penna have been romantically linked since they were photographed together after the Oscars earlier this month. Price recently denied reports of a split and said that they are still "getting to know each other". The source continued: "He's her new project. It's an arrangement which makes them both very happy. Leandro accepts that it s a short-term agreement. They will use each other and then, when the summer comes, he will disappear. He's quite happy - he knows that his profile is rocketing and that they're both doing well out of the deal. She knows that having a good-looking man on her arm will get her column inches, and that seems to be all that matters. This is business, and she needs to make money"... That Jennifer Lopez thinks Cheryl Cole is a singer...